....at 1:30 in the morning, wth absolutely nothing to eat, and it's impossible to go out and get some?
See, living in a dorm sucks for real. Not only are you not allowed to leave your room after 12:00 am--you can't even open the goddamn door, for Christ's sake--but you are forced to stay up to at least 2:00 am doing your homework, studying for quizzes and all that shit. So it's natural that even though they give you a snack at around 10-ish or so, you get a nasty hunger in your belly. I'm a growing girl, geez. I need the goddamn fuel to keep me going.
The point being, I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY. I COULD EAT A HUMAN, RAW AND DRIPPING AND UNCOOKE